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Liz, 21, FSU Editing/Writing/Media major. I like cats & beards & mermaids & food. NSFW.

Jesus H. Christ…

One of my roommates (John’s brother) just came home, and somehow his greeting conversation turned to sex positions - spread-eagle, specifically. He was under the impression that spread-eagle was a version of 69… because of the position the dancers are in during that line in Chicago, he said.

We very patiently told him that, no, spread-eagle has nothing to do with oral sex, that’s just the choreography of the song.

Sometimes I forget that some college-aged people are still very inexperienced.

  1. maxbemishuggedme said: are you really surprised though? I mean how many girls do you think are clamoring to fuck james.
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