Jesus H. Christ…
One of my roommates (John’s brother) just came home, and somehow his greeting conversation turned to sex positions - spread-eagle, specifically. He was under the impression that spread-eagle was a version of 69… because of the position the dancers are in during that line in Chicago, he said.
We very patiently told him that, no, spread-eagle has nothing to do with oral sex, that’s just the choreography of the song.
Sometimes I forget that some college-aged people are still very inexperienced.